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  1. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    On Tuesday, it was the first anniversary of Alex taking over at the Cheese. Happy Hour prices all night, so I was on Moretti at £2.70 a go. First round was 10 questions on the Cheese itself. One on the questions was multiple choice. "Who was the first customer when I took over?" Choice of me, Franny or Steve Carter. 5 teams put me - we put Steve Carter. We were right <laugh> Second round was true or false questions about Scunthorpe (Ales is from Scunthorpe). Third round was the picture round - links to Scunthorpe (or not). Music round last - 10 most popular records played on the jukie over the last year.: names of songs and artists. They were all ****e, but we got 20 / 20 <laugh> ****ing good night. My reporter mate came over for it. Apparently we're not now getting Robben <laugh>
     
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  2. Zanjinho

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    FFS
     
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    I imagine he was suitably contrite after leading us astray so wantonly?
     
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  4. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Nah. He's a scummer
     
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  5. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Stolen from KiwiQPR on the jokes thread:

    Police have confirmed that they have arrested the man who fell inside a combine harvester after trying to steal it.

    He is due to be bailed tomorrow.



    Lot's of updates on king Kenny and the Cheese and no time now,
     
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  6. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Kenny's a ****ing handful!. Very good (by and large) using his puppy mat for pissing and ****ting, with only the odd mistake. Murder for picking up bits of crap off the floor, which I have to root out of his mouth, AND he can climb stairs. Obviously can't get down them though. I was on the phone yesterday (work) and the unit was in the bathroom. I heard a few little thuds and knew what had happened, so I ended the call and shot up, only to see him trot into the room. I immediately ordered a gate from Amazon Prime - which isn't arriving until tomorrow <grr> As of tomorrow, he can go out for walks, so can piss and **** somewhere else - like the Cheese beer garden <laugh>
     
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    Wouldn't have bothered with the gate (unless you mean to stop him going upstairs even when more mobile), he will be running up and down stairs in no time anyway.
     
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    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    He needs to learn to spend the night in his bed in a safe place. Not getting into bed with the unit. Unsafe!!!
     
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    What kind of dog is it mate?

    I’m guessing from it’s name that it’s a whining little ****er......<whistle>
     
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    Safe or not, I'm of the opinion dogs shouldn't be allowed on the bed anyway.
     
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    Brussels Griffon cross
     
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    i'm with you on that .
     
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    I suppose it depends on what it’s crossed with, but aren’t they old womens armpit dogs?
     
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    Not my sort of dog mate but couldn't see RHC coping with a Rottweiler either <laugh>
     
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    True, but I can’t see how a handbag dog suits his persona either tbh like.

    Then again @luvgonzo has got one.
     
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    Expected for @luvgonzo though tbf
     
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    They are grumpy faced little batards, why would RHC want one of them.....oh hang on.
     
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    He's three quarters Brussels Griffon and a quarter Chinese Chin. And no - he fell half way downstairs without so much as a whimper <ok>
     
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    Not at all. I'll send Luv a photo and ask him to post it <ok> Going for his first walk today.
     
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