On Tuesday, it was the first anniversary of Alex taking over at the Cheese. Happy Hour prices all night, so I was on Moretti at £2.70 a go. First round was 10 questions on the Cheese itself. One on the questions was multiple choice. "Who was the first customer when I took over?" Choice of me, Franny or Steve Carter. 5 teams put me - we put Steve Carter. We were right Second round was true or false questions about Scunthorpe (Ales is from Scunthorpe). Third round was the picture round - links to Scunthorpe (or not). Music round last - 10 most popular records played on the jukie over the last year.: names of songs and artists. They were all ****e, but we got 20 / 20 ****ing good night. My reporter mate came over for it. Apparently we're not now getting Robben
Stolen from KiwiQPR on the jokes thread: Police have confirmed that they have arrested the man who fell inside a combine harvester after trying to steal it. He is due to be bailed tomorrow. Lot's of updates on king Kenny and the Cheese and no time now,
Kenny's a ****ing handful!. Very good (by and large) using his puppy mat for pissing and ****ting, with only the odd mistake. Murder for picking up bits of crap off the floor, which I have to root out of his mouth, AND he can climb stairs. Obviously can't get down them though. I was on the phone yesterday (work) and the unit was in the bathroom. I heard a few little thuds and knew what had happened, so I ended the call and shot up, only to see him trot into the room. I immediately ordered a gate from Amazon Prime - which isn't arriving until tomorrow As of tomorrow, he can go out for walks, so can piss and **** somewhere else - like the Cheese beer garden
Wouldn't have bothered with the gate (unless you mean to stop him going upstairs even when more mobile), he will be running up and down stairs in no time anyway.
He needs to learn to spend the night in his bed in a safe place. Not getting into bed with the unit. Unsafe!!!
True, but I can’t see how a handbag dog suits his persona either tbh like. Then again @luvgonzo has got one.
He's three quarters Brussels Griffon and a quarter Chinese Chin. And no - he fell half way downstairs without so much as a whimper