Off Topic Compare the cheese to no 10 thread

Breeding.

If you've got a good bird and you want to pass along his traits, suck out the spunk and stick it in a lady bird. Female bird, not a ladybird.

 

What the **** has it got to do with anything on this thread, though? You never hear me coming out with random ****.

 

That might have been more interesting.

 

Drinking Moretti now. Nought special. Slightly more body than Big C, and slightly stronger.

 

Yeah nothing special.

 

Falcon sperm isn't very random.

 

****ing is in hear you weird twat.

 

empirical evidence that Moretti is a tad stronger than pisswater .

 

You've doctored that.

 

Since i'm not Zanjinho i feel obliged to point out even if i was that way inclined i do not have the mod powers to amend your original post which still sits there as physical evidence of my innocence in the matter of the heinous crime which i have unjustly been accused of .

Or to be more succinct - did i bollocks

 

Worth a try. ****ing typo anyway

 

Surprised he didn't claim I'd edited for you

 

You should go in and randomly give him typos from time to time. Mess with his mind.

 

Should?

 

If he put random typos in, they'd probably be spelt correctly.

 

The Poppy Otter guest ale went down well over the weekend, as did the Moretti. The Carling always goes down well

 

Massive night at the quiz last night!. Just two teams. Me and my eldest Vs a team of 5. We won by a clear 8 points, and my entry ticket was drawn out! I then had to choose one of three envelopes containing a question I had 10 seconds to answer. Up for grabs was the capped rollover kitty of £100 I chose envelope B. The previous 3 weeks I'd known the answer to the questions, but didn't have my ticket drawn out. The people who did obviously didn't know. I thought short odds on me knowing the answer this time. The question:

Who is Cherilyn Sikkosian better known as? I obviously didn't have the luxury of seeing it written down. It was actually the surname that gave it away. Cher £100 smackers thanks very much. I obviously split it with my daughter.

The questions in the other two envelopes. How many strings does a ukulele have. Who directed Gladiator. I also asked him to ask everyone how you spell ukulele and no-one knew bar me, including my daughter

 

They might have got into an argument over the ukulele strings. It's generally four, of course, but there are other configurations, so if anyone was being pedantic (heaven forfend) they just might dispute it.