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Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Red Hadron Collider, Apr 15, 2014.

  1. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    This has no place on the Cheese forum <grr>
     
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  2. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Have any of the women you picked up at the cheese been drinking? If so, you raped them by this stansard. What about dolphins at the cheese?
     
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  3. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    The Welsh have the right idea.
     
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  4. moreinjuredthanowen

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    We need a test case here.

    Can a sheep give consent?

    Is a baahhh... yes or a BAHHHHHH! (startled) a no?
     
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  5. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Baaaa means yes . Maaaaa means no.
     
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  6. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Apparently I got it backwards...

    please log in to view this image
     
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  7. moreinjuredthanowen

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    there is NOTHING the internet hasn't already thought of/sunk to it seems.
     
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  8. saintKlopp

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    That's just batshit crazy.
    I always have a problem with the "I was drunk so...." argument.
    "Hello officer, sorry I just knocked that old lady over in my car, but I was drunk" It's not gonna work is it?
    We are all responsible for what we do when we're drunk, otherwise don't get drunk in the first place.
    If someone gets somebody else drunk surreptitiously then obviously that is wrong, but imo, if you knowingly get yourself drunk then you are entirely culpable for whatever you do under the influence.
     
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  9. saintKlopp

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    It's never foolproof though. So often you think you've got rid of them and some piece or other turns up and you're in lumber.
     
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  10. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    I agree 100% with you but nowadays, in the US at least, and I'm pretty sure in most countries... If the woman is drunk she can't consent because she is debilitated and so any sex with her is considered rape.

    I don't know why it is never considered rape if the guy is drunk. Men are apparently responsible for their actions when drunk but women aren't.
     
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    Equality, innit? <doh>
     
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  12. moreinjuredthanowen

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    that's the problem with wood chippers right enough......
     
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  13. jenners04

    jenners04 I must not post porn!

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    i would hazard a guess at religious peer pressure here.

    she was probably made to feel bad for this incident by everyone at church and saw this as a it wasn't my decision type thing or told to go down that route to make out she was actually a victim.

    load of bollocks.

    i don't understand why they both felt the ruddy need to tell everyone.
     
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  14. jenners04

    jenners04 I must not post porn!

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    when it suits them :bandit:
     
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  15. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Apparently, a bloke called Andrew Dolphin used to drink in there, but before my time. I do know someone called Dolphin, but he's not my type. Not bottle-nosed enough.
     
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    Ahhh ... is that sense of humour ?? :emoticon-0105-wink:
     
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  17. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I don't possess one, according to 70% of the Cheese. They just don't get it, though <laugh>
     
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    you do need to be very drunk here for that to stick.
     
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  19. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    I honestly have no idea what it takes here to use that argument what the limit is. It might vary state to staye.

    I know for drunk driving every state has its own tolerance.
     
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    RHC in Mexico.
     
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