Eight things we learned this week

1) We have a worse defence than Oscar Pistorius
2) Our passing percentage to other red&white shirts is excellent, even Mannone contributed
3) Sunderland supporters would've made sure they put women & children first on the Titanic ......showed true class on a sinking ship
4) Some Hull supporters have show their class ........ sadly it's the underclass
5) Things really can only get better
6) Southampton have proved that teamwork & determination can compensate for selling your best players
7) The Arsenal game should see another 40.000+ gate, incredible
8) Referees think Cattermole deserves more cards than most of them will get for Christmas

 

9) The Mags haven't been very original with their piss takes, mainly relying on digging up old ****e..

 

To be fair Smug, it looks like Oscar Pistorius has a cracking defence, getting off scott-free for pre-meditated murder!

 

You could label Swansea with that - although they seemed to disappear somewhere on the Sunday afternoon... No idea why?

 

Great post, some very funny comments, but, as I am sure you are aware, there is more to the Saints than just teamwork and determination.

 

Probably right and I suppose he got more shots on target

 

So he should with a name like Pistolorius..

 

You'll be telling me next he has a stump action shotgun

BTW, I heard he's been in trouble already ........ fighting over the top bunk.

 

I heard that the prosecution have insisted on an ankle tag for him when he gets out of prison..

 

The prosecution reckons he runs the risk of being gang-raped.

At least all those years dragging himself round the house, on his arse, will have toughened it up

 

True. Buying better players helps.

 

They still have death by firing squad in South Africa, just in case, Oscar requested Jozy Altidore from 8 yards.