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  1. Polly13

    Polly13 Well-Known Member

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    Is anyone aware of some personal stuff going on around Ehab?

    I heard a very surprising thing this weekend, from someone who isn't prone to gossip and nonsense, about his personal life.

    If it's already been discussed on here I apologise; I don't get on as much as I used to.
     
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    If it's about the alleged size of his knob we know, otherwise spill the beans!
     
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    Quickest locked thread ever? :emoticon-0107-sweat
     
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    SW3 Chelsea Tiger Well-Known Member

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    Post it or PM me. Really want to hear this!!
     
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  5. Polly13

    Polly13 Well-Known Member

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    It's too insane for me to post on here. The fact that nobody else has mentioned it makes me feel even more weird about it...
     
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  6. Plum

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    It's too late to stop now...

    He was good in those days.
     
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    Is it about him being a transvestite prostitute? I found that out the hard way
     
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    Tecks it up the wrongun I heard.:emoticon-0172-mooni
     
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    If you're frightened about being sued, can you tell us about some bloke called Allan, who maybe just sounds simiiar? :emoticon-0105-wink:
     
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    Is it the glockenspiel solo he performed at the Edinburgh Festival accompanying Martin Peters and Lech Walesa?

    If so, you're several days late to the party my friend.


    If not, pray tell.
     
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    You've lit the blue touch paper now Polly...spill the beans.
     
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  12. Polly13

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    On a related note.....

    I did hear about this bloke called Ahab Allen, who has been booted out of the family home because his true sexuality has been revealed.

    Shacked up with some footballer, apparently.
     
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    Please see Post #8.
     
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    Saw it.
     
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    What's strange about that?
     
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    What? You mean you actually saw them at it?

    Beech Tree carpark I heard, back of a commercial wheelie bin.
     
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  17. originallambrettaman

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    I think someone's been winding you up, it's unlikely that he's kicked himself out of his own home.
     
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  18. Sir Cheshire Ben

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    Does Ehab like Erasure? Bought himself some bleached jeans & white tea shirts? Good for him.




    Whoa whoa whoa

    He's crazy ****ing us over with ideas
    A thousand ways to kill the club so insincere
    Allam & son what a hapless combination
    Sending shivers up & down my spine
    For every City story that appears
    Our sense of aspiration disappears
    Allam & son what a hapless combination
    Sending shivers up & down my spine

    And the tickets that you sent for me
    Didn't come with any child concession guarantee
    So I'll return them to the sender
    And the note attached will read
    How I love to hate you
    I love to hate you
    I love to hate you
    Allam I hate you.

    Oh you really still expect us to believe
    Every bit of bullshit we receive
    City's become a shameful situation
    Sending shivers up & down my spine
    Ooooh I like to read a fantasy CV
    I like to know who's killing Hull City
    Allam & son what a hapless combination
    Children cheated
    Old reseated
    Feel it sliver up & down my spine

    And the Memberships you sent for me
    Didn't come with any satisfaction guarantee
    So I'll return them to the sender
    And the note attached will read
    How I love to hate you
    I love to hate you
    I love to hate you
    Allam I hate you.

    And the tickets that you sent for me
    Didn't come with any concession for an OAP
    So I'll return them to the sender
    And the note attached will read
    How I love to hate you
    I love to hate you

    And the tickets that you sent for me
    Didn't come with any child concession guarantee
    So I'll return them to the sender
    And the note attached will read
    How I love to hate you
    I love to hate you
    I love to hate you
    Allam I hate you.
     
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    Original post duly amended to appease pedantic semantic twats.
     
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    Lost for words
     
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