EFA vs Rooney, SFA and Hawking

Sir Alex Ferguson today managed to exonerate one of his star players from any potential action by the English FA after proving that a large solar eruption 92,955,807.27 miles away from Wigan was the reasoning behind Wayne Rooney’s elbow finding its way into the face of an opponent.

Stephen Hawking, the lauded astrophysicist was present at the trial to confirm that the reasoning was certainly plausible and began to relate the basics behind the phenomena happening in layman’s terms.

After 60 minutes; the jury were woken up and it then transpired that the FA had run out of time to assess any further information so all potential charges were dropped.

Rooney was later seen smashing the esteemed wheelchair bound Professor Hawking repeatedly in the face as a thank you because ‘That’s the best way to relate his feelings’ Sir Alex declared.

 

Too far?

 

I quite liked it! Rep has been delt