reminds me of a comedian that used to do the North east clubs think he was called Ying Tong John - anyway he used to come on stage completely naked except for a pair of red shoes. When the audience had stopped laughing he used to look at them and say "What's the matter with you f***ers have you never seen a pair of red shoes before?"
That twat slaughtered me in the Bonnersfield in the pre match entertainment in the Roker Park days.. I walked in the club when he was in full flow and the place was packed out. I was wearing jeans, denim shirt and a red and white bob hat, and the spotlight went straight on me..He said " You are in the wrong place pal...The bins are round the back".
You forgot the first rule of going to see a comedian NEVER enter or leave the room while they are in the middle of their act - you might as well of painted a target on your back
I don't know if this one plays tennis but you know what they say "Big feet - small twat" - this one would have to have one like a keyhole! please log in to view this image
