my work pc just crashed with a virus before i could delete my internet history. im ****ting it about the it guy coming in and discovering google searches for cat shearer dirty bitch and anal fisting im on the spare PC in the office just now which far too **** for anyone to actually use i cant even see smilies
just went through the favourites saved on here and found gems such as http://combovers.co.uk and 3 different super furry animals fan sites. and one called corophile which i dont think i will click
I can imagine what he's going to find on there. There is a thread called "Rape or No Rape" and one with "Chinks" in the title. You should just come clean and tell the boy to sign up (I've put smilies in this, not that you can see them)
it looks like a joby. the IT guy is an outside consultant so i cat even get to him before my boss does to get him to keep quiet
It's a monkey pishing. Just brazen it out, every **** looks at dodgy stuff on their works computer. It's their own fault for not blocking the dodgy stuff in my opinion. If you can search for "Anal fisting" at work then something is wrong there.
There is no way I'd search for it out here. Mainly because the Comms guy looks like he might genuinely want to get anal fisted.
At sea you don't have to looking for anal fisting, anal fisting hunts you down, rams itself right up you and ****s off your small intestine
Not so far from the truth. I've literally just had this mental Scouser, and by mental I don't mean it in the jocular, jokey way but in the "get him in the white coat" way, come into the office and use the phone. He's a ****ing lunatic, he's about 5'5 and bald, he used to be a semi-pro boxer. Apparently he was getting "bullied" by the two guys he was working with so he's faked a pulled tendon to get off the platform. He's spent ten minutes ranting to his missus about her not getting bullied off some old matron at the hospital where she works then proceeded to tell me he's been getting bullied and he told the guys he was working with that he's going to be waiting for them in Aberdeen when they get off their plane from Shetland. ****ing nutjob and a half. Why is it always Scousers that are friendly in a threatening way? Offshore is not the place to work if you're already a few clowns short of a circus.
the only thing i have working in my favour is that i ran CCleaner 2 days ago. also he keeps sighing <alansugar>
I've just ran it now. I'd be ****ed if this laptop went down it's got the only copy of the Vibration Analysis software on the whole platform. This laptop is going into the beach to get the offshore companies software and network settings loaded on it at the end of this trip. Hope they don't find anything dodgy on it.
He'll be telling him to phone the police. He thinks you're part of a Scotland wide Rape-ring now. please log in to view this image
