Apparently there are a group of people wearing Black and White shirts (don't they all) holding a pagan ceremony in the Bigg Market. They are sacrificing some Greggs corned beef pasties to appease the great sun god so that he will bring the sun back.
Oh Phew ! - Thank **** for that ! (crawls back out from under my bed) Eclipse you say ?....I thought they said it was the Apocalypse !
Didn't even get a little bit dark, it was ****. What a pointless thing, they should just cancel the whole thing. Ecrapse