Eastenders

I've just watched an episode. My ****ing eyes are bleeding now.

 

These soaps are an insult to one's intelligence.

 

I didn't know how bad it was. Seriously, why do people tune in to that crap regularly.

 

British television is an insult to one's intelligence, ya mean.

 

Those reality 'talent' shows too, wtf is that all about?

I'd rather read a good book. And do.

 

Let me guess, the Razzle Year Book?, Playdude?, go-on, giza clue?

 

The New Testament.

 

I watch it for the fanny

That wee Lauren burd would get absolutely ruined, as would Lucy Beale

 

Ah, The New Testement a.k.a. The Naughty Nuns of New Horndean.

A spicey rollercoaster, of deceit and debauchery.

 

Mention Eastenders and look who turns up

 

Am watching Corrie now

Auld Rita loves the boaby, you can just tell she was a bit of a wee durty back in the day

 

Would you?

 

Would I ****, her fanny will have more cobwebs on it than yours and thats saying something

 

i stopped watching enders when den came back from the dead reminded me of dallas eastenders had its day

 

dya think she'd have a mixture of ginger and grey pubes, those big long wirey ones?

 

Oh, ffs you two.

 

Stop pretending you weren't thinking the same thing, ya dirty dirty man.

 

Well, the thought of getting a toothless blow job did fleet briefly through my mind.

 

Do pubes go grey? You're more likely to know than most

 

course they do. Mine are down to my knees right now, nearly tripping over them ffs omg lolzy