easily shocked in bracknell

The top English goal scorer shocked football fans when they spotted him in Bracknell with his fiancée Bianca Parker

QPR's star striker Charlie Austin shocked football fans by showing up at a cinema inBracknell.

The player from Hungerford made the most of his team's early exit from the FA Cupby visiting The Odeon in The Peel Centre, Skimped Hill Lane on Friday evening.

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Chris Ive was pleased to see the striker and wrote on his Twitter account he was doing wonders for his fantasy football dream team.

However, another social media user said he felt bad about taking Austin out of his team after meeting him.

The QPR forward's fiancée Bianca Parker took to her Twitter account saying Austin had taken her bowling on their date night.

 

Don't expect a reply 606 too clicky

 

I think they are all in bed still

I like Saturday afternoons
I have free reign over this place till the mods get up

 

Good plan but 606 is clicky .... I've been following since bbc 606 2012 ....it's my first port of call always ....

 

There is a few knobs that sit there with a dictionary waiting to pounce .....the 606 twats

 

just use the ignore function jimbo

 

What are you lot on at the moment.....Mods never sleep

 

that sounds like a challenge beth
what can kiwi get past the Saturday afternoon(nz time)censors

 

Be like me and you dont need to worry

 

I think you're being too contradistinctional there, Jimbo.

 

how many times have you been banned now

 

thanks for that jimbo
now I have to go get a dictionary

 

I saw the title and was expecting a report of loose wires everywhere or a mysteriously high build up of static (perhaps the residents are frantically rubbing balloons on the buildings in the early hours of the morning).

 

do football players normally avoid bracknell

 

The only famous person you'll see in Bracknall is Jonny Five going to recharge his batteries.

 

Oh dear Jimbo. "There are a few knobs ..... "

Also, with dictionary in hand, I should mention that there is no u in ponce.

 

Almost everyone avoids Bracknell, although it could have something to do with the number of roundabouts they have there.........

 

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