Off Topic Earth hour

Only just heard of it. Apparently we all turn the lights out, the telly off, all that. Sounds like a good idea to me.Save the World brothers and Sisters. Love the World, love your children, grandchildren.

8:30pm till 9:30pm.

Get ya candles out then.

Ta.

 

I'm doing mine at 1am instead.

 

Arf eight, Dutch. Let's save the World.

 

I can only navigate the path of the world by the screen light off the mobile. Otherwise Id be in the dark.

A light shines in the darkness
& the darkness shall never be extinguished.

 

If I unplug my laptop, will that be fine?

I usually have a tommy tank around then.

 

Your Not moderately full of ****, still , are you?.

 

Turn the light out please yourself. Ham shanks all round.

Wait. Will it affect the ozone layer?

 

Not unless he steps in it , and leaves his carbon footprint behind.

 

I clean up after myself, I'm not a monster.

 

I was driving home and remembered just in time. Next thing I knew I was coming round in the bottom of a ditch.

 

You gentlemen may jest, but every time I finish a **** I fart

I'm not sure as to why, exactly, but my theory is that it's a result of the combination of body position, tensing of the stomach area as I reach the vinegar strokes, and morphing of the digestive tract due to the expansion of blood vessels when I blow my load.

Can anyone help (recommendations of a cork will not be appreciated)?

 

Stick your other hand up your arse.

 

I could be being radical here, so bear with me, but have you considered getting a girlfriend?

 

I tell you what, it's okay saving a bit of electricity, but I'll bet there's still a lot of energy wasted getting all them druids down to Stonehenge tonight to move the stones forward an hour.

 

Only a hand?

"If one can't grab one's own lung whilst fisting oneself, one may as well not bother"
Aristotle (340 BC)

My therapist told me not to dwell on such thoughts, as ideation of a non-existent 'perfect' world makes failure to reach ones idealised goals more likely to result in a depressive episode.

Or something.

 

That mindset your therapist has instilled, could account for the problems you're having with farting. It's maybe a sort of subliminal sigh.

 

Wow, you really know your stuff

When I asked my mum about it she just said I was nuttier than squirrel poo and ****ed off to Mecca Bingo

Thanks for helping me

 

Always happy to give a hand....er...hang on....I may need to rephrase that. Can you send a photo?

 

Hmm, decisions, decisions.

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