This is early, but got to be on the road early in the morning, not a trip I look forward to. you may have seen these before, but well, here goes. 1. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator - 'This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother. ' 2. New Zealand Rugby Commentator - 'Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside him.' 3. Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator - 'And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!' 4. Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 - 'Ah, isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the Cox of the Oxford crew.' 5. US PGA Commentator - 'One of the reasons Arnie ( Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them . Oh my god !! What have I just said??' 6. Carenza Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on 'Time Team Live' said: 'You'd eat beaver if you could get it.' 7. A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, 'So Bob, where's that eight inches you promised me last night?' Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too, because they were laughing so hard! 8. Steve Ryder covering the US Masters: 'Ballesteros felt much better today after a 69 yesterday.' 9. Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on 'Look North' said: 'There's nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night like this. ' 10 Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on 'Sky Sports': 'Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he gets.' 11. Michael Buerk on watching Philippa Forrester cuddle up to a male astronomer for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse coverage remarked: 'They seem cold out there. They're rubbing each other and he's only come in his shorts.' 12. Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny Sunneson lining-up shots at the Scottish Open: 'Some weeks Nick likes to use Fanny; other weeks he prefers to do it by himself.'
John Motson, Italia 90, England v Germany, " Oh no, the German Kuntz has scored". ****ing top notch, lol.
Some goldies there Bill, people in the office wondering why I'm laughing and crying at the same time.
here is a one fro many years ago dikie davis the football comentator said i will now hand you over to world cock sucker
"A very small crowd here today. I can count the people on one hand. Can't be more than 30" by cricket commentator Michael Abrahamson or "What we have here is a clear case of Mann's inhumanity to Mann" - John Arlott commenting on South African bowler "Tufty" Mann after hitting England batsman George Mann in the nads.
About Alberto Juantorena... "who just opened his legs wide and showed us all his class"" - Ron Pickering
Meanwhile at the leisure centre.. Flares? Check. Ticker tape? Check. Giant flags? Check. Legions of shirtless men chanting at eardrum-rupturing intensity? Check. Must be the Polish Under-8′s league at the local leisure centre then… [video=youtube;VLuMT5m8CP8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=VLuMT5m8CP8#![/video]
