Early morning madness its been a while!

Just back from taking the dug a walk and i seen this couple in their 40s shagging in the bus shelter. They had no shame and he was absolutely pummeling her and she was a right noisey bitch aswell. I just walked past pretending i didnt know what was happening. They are still at it i can hear them im tempted to phone the rozzers

 

JB - I've missed these.

 

Maybe it was Jazz and YDRMDY?

 

It certainly wasn't muir, he was probably sizing up golf shoes and looking for a well fitted golf glove

 

Dinnae wear a golve, I like my hands to feel free when gripping the shaft

 

Well trying on plus fours then ya cock

 

I'd love to do the old trick with the coat hanger rods taped to a dog collar with leash to give the impression of and invisible dog and head right to the nearest dogging spot to see how they'd react. then just get the boabie and start rassling

 

In the past ive had 2 foxes shagging in my front garden at 4am. It woke me up i thought murder was being commited

 

What the fox that????