There are repeated references to "Colin" on this board, and a few people still do not get the significance. For those who don't know (and for those that do be patient) Colin comes from an anagram of Neil Warnock which turns out to be Colin W*nker. I was also trying to find a new name for Patrick Agyemang because, apparently, he doesn't like being called "Dave". So, rather than get on and paint the lounge (the last coat is still drying and I'm sticking to that story) I thought that I might come up with a few more. Patrick Agyemang is now called "Ken" from "Pragmatic Gay Ken" Adel Taarabt is now called "Ada" from "Table Rat Ada" Joey Barton is now called "Tony" from "Ear Job Tony" Shaun Derry is now called "Andy" from "Andy Rusher" (he is also a "Randy Usher") Danny ****tu is now "Sandy" from "Hunt it Sandy" Bradley Orr is now "Larry" from "Bored Larry" Heidar Helguson is now "Harold" from "Harold He Genius" (He is also a "Languished Hero") Petter Vaagen Moen is now "Graeme" after "Potent Nave Graeme" Dannie Gabbidon is now "Dean" because "Dean Laid Gibbon" (Could also be "Lena" because "Lena did a Gibbon" too) Jamie Mackie has turned into "Jackie" because "I am Jackie me" Bruno Andrade becomes "Rab" from "Unadorned Rab". (I prefer "Unadorned Bra" myself - don't like the fancy ones.) Troy Hewitt becomes "Roy" from "Roy the twit" Radek Cerny will be known as "Randy" from "Randy Creek" Alejandro Faulin will become "Flora" from "Flora - a jailed nun" The best I can come up with for Tommy Smith is "Mitt" from "Oh my, Ms Mitt" Maybe I'm getting ahead of myself but Shaun Wright Phillips will be known as "Phillipa" from "Thrush Wings Phillipa". (He flies down the flanks you know) Some are better than others, I know, whilst some are missing. (You try to get an annagram out of "Paddy Kenny" "Fitz Hall" or "Clint Hill"!) Got to go now. Being told that unless I pick up that paintbrush it will be shoved somehwere where the sun don't shine.
Shame on you Elmo (from Shame on Elmo), you're neglecting your painting! Alternative for Joey Barton could be Oran, from Jet Boy Oran, but I prefer yours. Great work!(I'm referring to the painting)
Rob Hulse becomes ****ymonkey Based on I had my chances but I blew them Patrick Aggermang becomes Odd Left Foot Right Goat Like No Future Based on facts Swords Hoopster becomes Anne Wittercome's Boob Tube Based on photographs Bored watching the idiots of Sandbanks Dorset ... Southern France next and no forum no Internet
http://wordsmith.org/anagram/ Type any name in and it comes up with loads.... Eamon is a Lonesome Ham....
my favouite from this year was Imogen Thomas -A smooth minge.. http://www.thespoof.co.uk/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i96724#this
