A dwarf goes to see her GP and says she has a rather delicate problem. I've got what I can only describe as an itching sensation 'down there' if you understand" "Well I'll need to examine you so could you stand up on my desk?" She hops up onto the desk and the doctor lifts up her skirt and puts his head under it. All she can hear is snip, snip snip then the doctor pulls his head back and says "how does that feel now?" "Erm, it is a big improvement doctor but I can still feel a slight itch" she says. "Ok, wait just a minute" he replies and goes back under her skirt and she hears more snip, snip, snip sounds. After a while the doctor pops back out and says "how's that now?" "Well, actually that is fantastic! It doesn't itch at all now, what did you do Doc?" "I trimmed the top of your Ugg boots "
