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Duncan Jenkins Twitter

Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by DayDoDoeDontDayDoe, Jun 1, 2012.

  1. DayDoDoeDontDayDoe

    DayDoDoeDontDayDoe Well-Known Member

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    Does anyone follow this guy, hes an absolsute legend,seems to know EVERYTHING about LFC before it happens

    AND

    hes asbolutely hilarious, this is a poem he wrote about Gary Lineker

    an ode to gary lineker

    gary lineker gary lineker
    what a life you've had
    gary lineker gary lineker
    i'd love it if you were my dad


    mine ****ed off years ago


    oh gary
    you have done so many things
    and in a way it is not fair
    i wish i could do just one of those things
    but you probably dont care


    oh gary oh gary
    you were a total goal hanger
    oh gary oh gary
    is mark lawrenson a ******


    he seems like one
    mates


    goal hanger goal hanger
    a yellow card you did never get
    no anger no anger
    you looked after gazza
    when he was upset


    oh gary oh gary
    "have a word with him" you said
    oh gary oh gary
    and you pointed to your head


    you hung up your boots
    and went on the telly
    then your hairs went all grey
    like the italian, ravenelli


    or pip schofield


    you like to write poims for your new birds
    i read it on the internet
    what inspired you to write those words
    i bet you've been on punternet


    your new wife is fit as ****
    i've heard she's got a lisp
    but i bet she's not bothered mates
    not with all those free crisps


    i love you on the telly
    you are smooth but never flash
    i even love your sun bed tan
    do you remember that moustache


    pencil thin
    like erroll flynn
    the singer from "hot chocolate"
    you sexy thing
    you sexy thing
    i dont know why you chopped it
    off


    oh gary oh gary
    see you on M.O.T.D
    oh gary oh gary
    one day that'll be me

    <laugh> , my sides are aching
     
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  2. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    76 views and no replies, I just had to put you out of your misery. <laugh>
     
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  3. averagealex5

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    Yeah i follow him mates, always got team news at least 30 mins before anyone else and told his followers Dalglish would be sacked too. Only thing which gets on my nerves is he lack of capital letters and he calls himself a "perspiring Journalist" when it should be "aspiring Journalist." Does he do this on purpose? I think so but would just like him to clarify.

    Oh yeah and he calls poems, Poims
     
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  4. DayDoDoeDontDayDoe

    DayDoDoeDontDayDoe Well-Known Member

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    I think its safe to say he definitely says perspiring journalist on purpose
     
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  5. DayDoDoeDontDayDoe

    DayDoDoeDontDayDoe Well-Known Member

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    I bet most of the people who viewed but didnt post are now following him on twitter now though!!!!!!
     
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