Dummy doing the press conferences

Yes Carver will be there to but I'm referring to Paul Dummett who is going to be doing the pre-match press conference with the media a head of the "biggest match for 6 years". Fair play to the lad for stepping up.

I gotta say though this just shows the commitment of the senior players within the squad. ZERO!

Coloccinni, Sissoko, Krul and Janmaat to an extent should be coming out and taking it on the chin but they are all hiding away at the moment and its this kind of thing along with the gutless performances that are winding me up.

Can't wait for the summer regardless of where we end up, just get shot of all the wasters and lets start again.

 

Maybe Janmaat was going to but already took one on the chin from Cisse so it was felt he didn't deserve another!

 

I think you'll find this will be a Carver decision. I understand, for the thick masses, having a born geordie in front of the mic. No need to moan about this, it makes complete sense. They need the 40,000 brainwashed to cheer on, so rather try a trick that will work on them even if 10,000 of the more savvy crowd can see through it.

 

As a Sunderland fan I must admit to loving what Carver has to say, but it must be a nightmare for you lot wondering what the hell his next gem is going to be..

 

Dummett is a **** and ****ing ****. Don't be taken in by such PR bollocks. If old fist pumper wasn't injured he would be out there doing the same sort of nauseatingstuff.

 

We'd be better off with a waxwork Dummy giving the press conference - and the team talk.

 

Dummett stating the obvious. Cliches such as 'under performed' and 'the fans are probably sick of hearing it'. Too ****ing right you gormless little humpbacked, gremlin faced ****e hawk.

Another player that is utter dogshit and talking complete bollocks.

 

Roll out the token Geordie in the hope of appealing to any thick locals who dont know which way to swing. FCUK OFF NUFC!!!

Its like Corner Shop advertising, why not write it down on shiity piece of fluorescent card and stick it in the window of the club shop. FCUK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

In years to come this club will become a effing Case Study for any aspiring business students as a prime example of how to ruin a sporting institution.. I dont know why I care anymore,,, But I do.... I need effing therapy after this year. TAWTS!!!