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Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Jeremy Hillary Boob, Aug 16, 2012.

  1. Jeremy Hillary Boob

    Jeremy Hillary Boob GC Thread Terminator

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    Do we get a bank holiday if this recurring infection if fatal? Just asking....:emoticon-0114-dull:
     
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  2. organic red

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    Hope so - I can dig my "Thanks for the day off" tshirt out from the jubilee!
     
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  4. Sir Kenny Dalglish

    Sir Kenny Dalglish Well-Known Member

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    If he croaks at the weekend then there is no football.
     
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  5. luvgonzo

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    I thought we had signed him. :undecided:
     
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  6. DirtyFrank

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    He's quicker than Adam and loves shooting.....
     
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  7. luvgonzo

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    PR nightmare though, Phil and Suarez together the press would have a field day. :biggrin:
     
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  8. Sir Kenny Dalglish

    Sir Kenny Dalglish Well-Known Member

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    He's not the most PC person in the world thats for sure.
     
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  9. DirtyFrank

    DirtyFrank Well-Known Member

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    Lol: Phillip vs Evra; Christ!
     
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  10. Jeremy Hillary Boob

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    Do you think the FA are waiting for the day he lightens the load of the Civil List for the taxpayer so that they can slip out the verdict of the Ferdinand panel? I mean, it was supposed to be yesterday or today at the latest, according to the Beeb. Maybe they'll wait until Phil pops his clogs before releasing the verdict, then wait until New Year's Eve again when all the hack's are pollatic before they release a 115 pages of self-contradictory nonsense.
     
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  11. Sir Kenny Dalglish

    Sir Kenny Dalglish Well-Known Member

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    It seems very likely. However they may come out with rubbish that John Terry is a fantastic professional<laugh> and thats the reason why he's deemed to be innocent. More contradictory rubbish. Every man and his dog knows Terry is a scumbag.
     
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  12. DirtyFrank

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    I hear Terry has moved into the Ecuadorian embassy....
     
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  13. Noblelox

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    "So you're the squeaky voiced, short arsed froggie they were telling me about?"
     
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  14. DirtyFrank

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    What is the Moroccan for....
     
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    We missed the boat there, seeing as the old guy's past it. We should've signed him years ago to head the PR department.
    Couldn't do any worse than the last one and at least he's got a sense of humour to go with it.
     
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  16. DirtyFrank

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    1. China State Visit, 1986

    If you stay here much longer, you&#8217;ll all be slitty-eyed.

    2. To a blind women with a guide dog

    &#8220;Do you know they have eating dogs for the anorexic now?&#8221;

    3. To an Aborigine in Australia

    &#8220;Do you still throw spears at each other?&#8221;

    4. To his wife, the Queen, after her coronation

    &#8220;Where did you get the hat?&#8221;

    5. When asked if he would like to visit the Soviet Union

    &#8220;The bastards murdered half my family&#8221;

    6. To a Briton in Budapest

    &#8220;You can&#8217;t have been here that long &#8211; you haven&#8217;t got a pot belly.&#8221;

    7. To a driving instructor in Scotland

    &#8220;How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to get them through the test?&#8221;

    8. After the Dunblane shooting

    &#8220;If a cricketer, for instance, suddenly decided to go into a school and batter a lot of people to death with a cricket bat, which he could do very easily, I mean, are you going to ban cricket bats?&#8221;

    9. To a student who had been trekking in Papua New Guinea

    &#8220;You managed not to get eaten, then?&#8221;

    10. To Elton John after hearing Elton had sold his Gold Aston Martin

    &#8220;Oh, it&#8217;s you that owns that ghastly car &#8211; we often see it when driving to Windsor Castle.&#8221;

    11. On the London Traffic Debate

    &#8220;The problem with London is the tourists. They cause the congestion. If we could just stop tourism, we could stop the congestion.&#8221;

    12. To the President of Nigeria, dressed in traditional robes

    &#8220;You look like you&#8217;re ready for bed!&#8221;

    13. Unknown

    &#8220;If you see a man opening a car door for a woman, it means one of two things: it&#8217;s either a new woman or a new car!&#8221;

    14. On key problems facing Brazil

    &#8220;Brazilians live there&#8221;

    15. To the matron of a hospital in the Caribbean

    &#8220;You have mosquitos. I have the Press&#8221;
     
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  17. terrifictraore

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    I think thats pretty cool, besides do we really want all the hassle and games cancelled as when Dianna met with her "accident"

    Hope he lives for a long time, well until the break for internationals at least.
     
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  18. Gerrinho

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    I'd imagine it would only affect Monday so it would only prevent Utd fron losing to Everton...not sure which is the lesser of two evils??
     
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  19. Jeremy Hillary Boob

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    Wasn't wishing him ill Triffic, just wondering if I'll accumulate another days leave to go towards an autumn break. Got tickets for John Bishop on 4/10, hoping to get tickets for the Stoke game too, and hoping the daughter and me can visit the family for a few days.

    Considering we've kept him in gin and guns all his life, it's not THAT much to ask, is it? :confused:
     
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  20. DirtyFrank

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    He's grand apparently: just screams "you dirty peasants" a little when he takes a piss.....
     
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