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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Mind The Duck, Aug 16, 2012.

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  1. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    Overheard some pregnoids on the train garble about their soon to be and current spawn when one posed the other a question

    "Why are rubber ducks yellow when ducks in the park are brown?"

    Has anyone seen a living yellow duck?
     
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    Mind The Duck, Aug 16, 2012
  2. alwaysright

    alwaysright @ Very Angry Camel

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  3. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

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    Ducklings, ****witt.
     
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    Erik, Aug 16, 2012
  4. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Mind the *****'s Dad pissed a bit when he was conceived :(
     
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    Toby, Aug 16, 2012
  5. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    Bubble bath reacts with duck feathers to dye it yellow. Next question.
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Aug 16, 2012
  6. Mick

    Mick Probably won't answer PMs
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    This gets my vote for post of the week <laugh>
     
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    Mick, Aug 16, 2012
  7. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Attack the OP while you have **** all to say. Again <doh>

    Mick needs to ban this arsewipe.
     
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    Ciaran, Aug 16, 2012
  8. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Hypocrisy at it's finest. Go follow someone else around. Or get a social life? Or a job even?
     
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    Toby, Aug 16, 2012
  9. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Nope. I'm pointing out you attacking posters without posting on their threads. A hadit of yours.

    Let's say I avoid your threads and you avoid mine?

    Starting now.
     
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    Ciaran, Aug 16, 2012
  10. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Can't see that truce lasting long <laugh>
     
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    Gambol, Aug 16, 2012

  11. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    <laugh>

    **** up you <grr>
     
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    Ciaran, Aug 16, 2012
  12. RebelBhoy

    RebelBhoy Moderator
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    The ducks in my bath are red.
     
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    RebelBhoy, Aug 16, 2012
  13. Glesgabhoy67

    Glesgabhoy67 Well-Known Member

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    Satanist!
     
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    Glesgabhoy67, Aug 16, 2012
  14. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    How do I manage that? Do I send them postcards?

    Just put me on ignore and **** off <ok>
     
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    Toby, Aug 16, 2012
  15. Mick

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    So back to why these toy ducks are always yellow <whistle>
     
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    Mick, Aug 16, 2012
  16. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    No you reply to a random post and attack them. Anyway, stay off my threads and I'll stay off yours. You can continue to post on the right to die thread.
     
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    Ciaran, Aug 16, 2012
  17. RebelBhoy

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    There is 4 of the ****s.....quite unnerving
     
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    RebelBhoy, Aug 16, 2012
  18. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Well, that truce lasted.
     
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    Gambol, Aug 16, 2012
  19. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    I forgot about this thread

    Yeah why are they yellow

    Toby, **** you

    Mick, get the ignore function put on the App
     
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    Mind The Duck, Aug 16, 2012
  20. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    ''He'll knock you into tomorrow Rock'

    Mickey <peacedove>
     
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    Ciaran, Aug 16, 2012
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