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Off Topic Duchess of Cambridge...........

Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by Billy Death, Sep 4, 2017.

  1. Billy Death

    Billy Death Well-Known Member

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    Up the stick again.
    Willie has a busy willy it seems.
    More leeches for the country to pay for.
    Is that all that baldy **** can do?
    **** that scrawny, titless slag?
     
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    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United
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    a) I would shag Kate in a heartbeat
    b) the royal twats pay for themselves IMHO, as you can't buy the publicity they generate for the UK (still twats though)
    c) you're a Godless, commie, swine

    :)
     
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  3. Teessidemackem

    Teessidemackem Well-Known Member

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    I bet neither of them change a single nappy or do a single night time feed either, the Toffee nosed tw@ts.
     
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  4. Billy Death

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    Wouldn't touch her wi yours.
    She has about as much shape as two peas under an ironing board.
    Be like shagging a surfboard.
     
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    cumbrianmackem Well-Known Member

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    Billy,
    She's just coming up with the goods, married to a future king her path was already decided, knock out four or five kids to ensure lineage continues.
    I'm no fan of these young royals but admire the Queen for her longevity and they do bring in a lot of cash from foreign visitors especially the Yanks.
     
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    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United
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    I've shagged worse, mate :(
     
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    Back in the eighties, at my first employment, I had a coworker who served in the US Navy for 20 years. We hit it off because I had just completed my Naval Service. He had lots of stories - some I still remember:

    A drunkin brawl left him, along with a group of American and a group of Brittish sailor,s in the brig - and somewhat battered and bloodied. Things had only just settled when someone announced, "The Queen is a bitch." **** started all over again!

    I grew up on the south side of Chicago. All the folks around me were black, so I just figured most people were black. When I joined the Navy I not only found out that there were more white folks than black folks, but that they were running the ****!

    A wave (female sailor) just walked up to me on base and asked me if I wanted to ****...gave me the clap, she did!
     
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    You're missing out, Billy.
     
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  9. Billy Death

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    No thanks, I'll give that a miss.
    Her neck looks about as thick as my cock.
     
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