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Driving test tales

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  1. RebelBhoy

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    No tales of hilarity. Passed first time, 1 minor ...... boring :(

    I got a speeding ticket within the next two weeks though, eggshells for the next two years after that
     
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  3. Kim Jong Il

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    That should have subtitles.
     
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    I took my test in Shettleston, and my mate, who had no license followed me the full duration of the test, flashing lights etc. I had to do an emergency stop on Edinburgh road and one of my mates drive past with their arse hanging out the windows doing a moony.

    Needless to say, the instructer was not too impressed and failed me. <laugh>
     
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    I have never driven a car on a road or had a lesson.
     
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  6. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Mine involved driving a white Ford Bronco down Interstate 405 with my friend who was a former American Football player.

    This was about 1994. I think
     
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  7. Toby

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    I don't talk about my driving test fails :bandit:
     
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    My old man was in the traffic behind that.
     
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    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    In your Red Ferrari no doubt? We are on to you flash prikk
     
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  10. VenomPD

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    <laugh>

    Was he the real killer?
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    I drive along Edinburgh Road looking for people doing their tests and undertake them. I moony them at the same time.
     
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  14. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Passed first time after 6 lessons.

    Never understood how some doofus can actually fail something as simple as a driving test.
     
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    <laugh>

    Dick. I got failed on my first test for that. The only bit of dual carriageway for 20 miles and I got undertaken <doh>
     
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    ^^^^

    took test in 1934 on a horse and cart.
     
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  17. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    My Amish driving licence is still valid in this country :grin:
     
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  18. VenomPD

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    Gambol:

    please log in to view this image
     
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  19. Girvan Loyal 1690

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    failed twice :(

    first time I failed about 30 secs into the test. Felt like a right plonker for the rest of it
     
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  20. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Nah, that would be a fail for not indicating change of direction.
     
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