Driving home

I was driving home tonight and I was at a red light and a car full of celtic fans stopped beside me and they were giving me abuse etc. The light turned to green and they went off at great speed. Just as that happened, a huge lorry came out of the other direction and crushed the car killing them all. Obviously, I was devastated thinking that could have been me, so I have finally decided, first thing tomorrow, I'm going to try and get a job as a lorry driver!

 

I was driving home and I saw a Celtic fan and a Rangers fan killing each other so I left them to it and drove on

 

bigot.

 

I was driving home and..... wait I can't drive, I have to walk.

 

You have cars in Scotland?

 

Cars like they have in The Flintstones

 

Yes, and also in Monaco, which I would bet are better than the ones in Norwich!

 

donkeys

 

They have tractors in Naaar-ch. Not cars.

 

Isn't that a crime now


You know




Owning a car

 

I was having a bit of a look at Monaco , to be honest it looks a bit like Beirut with a paint job and some Martini signs stuck up around the place.

 

Exact same.

 

Bit of useless information ........... I drive home most nights after midnight along country roads and all the rabbits sit with their backs to the road looking into the fields ..................... I kid you not.

 

I wonder what they're planning.

 

I could be joining you depending on wether I manage to avoid 3 points for my latest motoring pickle involving excess speed.

 

Don't laugh. I widny trust the wee bastards.

 

A Norwich man slagging Scotland !!! Do you not have more tractors down there than cars ??? Only time I was in your wee town (90's)there wasn't even a bookies for me to get a bet , you even called them turf accounts !!!