This is for those not in a clique I'm going to purchase a dictionary, as after watching Final Destination 5, I clearly don't understand the meaning of Final. My girlfriend said she wanted to spice up our sex life so I began with cumin on her tits If in 5000 years Facebook pictures of nowadays girls are found, they will think we descended from ducks and lived in toilets. In the news: Horse found in Meatloaf. Proof that he really would do anything for love. My wife and I play trivia pursuit a lot. It's where she ignores me until I correctly guess what the **** I did wrong. Drug problem? Talk to Frank. Or Tyrone, he'll sort you out. **** knows where I threw that boomerang when I was drunk last night. Oh, wait..... It's coming back to me now. Beechams cold relief tablets are ****ing ****... I've just eaten a whole packet and I'm still freezing. My girlfriend asked me if I knew my waist measurement. I had to guess, but the one I did this morning was nearly a foot long. (No clique remember)
I dropped my new girlfriend off after our first date the other night. She told me she wouldn't suck my penis for 6 months. I said that was fine, that I respected her and that I'd call her nearer the time.
A penguin walks into a bar and asks the barman if he has seen his brother. Barman replies, ' Dunno, what does he look like?'
I've just played Cluedo "who killed the music" edition. Turns out it was Professor Green, in the studio, with the microphone.
