Dreams

I had a dream that I was eating a bowl of beans and no matter how many spoonfuls of beans I shoved into my mouth, the bowl of beans didn't seem to get any less, so I kept shovelling the beans into my mouth, then I realised they weren't beans, but peas, then I pissed the bed.

So what's your favourite hand sanitizer?

****s need not apply <^_^>

 

I dreamt I was eating a giant wine gum and when I woke up my hot water bottle had gone mssing.

 

I had a dream I was skiing but when I woke up I had been raped

 

I once had a recurring dream.

 

Whoever says dreams don't come true has obviously never had that dream of going for a pish and wakening up in a puddle of pish

 

Every dream I have involves death and destruction.

Usually offshore with explosions all over the place.

The other night though I had a pleasant dream about a rather attractive woman. I felt cheated.