I saw this on Facebook - think it deserves its own thread: I know a man called Drakeford, he works in Cardiff Bay He's working nonstop day and night, to take your job away. His suits they never fit him; he always looks so dour. He wants to watch you drive around at twenty miles per hour. He hates successful people, hates cars and big lorries. He knows better than business leaders, and public inquiries. He knows you all love queuing, along the great M4. He knows you do not need to use your cars anymore. He wants you to walk everywhere from St Clears to Aberdare. It may take you several days of course, but he doesn't really care. It may cost you your employment, if your business fails. But his greatest goal in life, is poorer, purer Wales. He'll watch business set up elsewhere. while planting a few trees. And when the dole queues lengthen, he'll just blame the Tories. He'll sit in his allotment, as Wales grinds to a halt If anybody questions him, he'll say it's Sunak's fault. So, celebrate Mark Drakeford, what a wise and great old man. Let's raise a glass and toast him, as Wales goes down the pan.
When it comes to Mr Drakfraud I really must be blunt. He's a Cardiff centric b@$+@€€ I wish they'd sack the c€€+ !