Anyone else planned how they'll make they're millions? i've had a couple of decent ones but my latest one is probably the best and would actually help people. in the UK there is a chronic shortage of bone marrow donors, people are put off registering for this as the proceedure is painful and can need you to take a wk or two off work. in the US you are allowed to sell blood rather than just donate this and this means there is not a shortage as there are always some students who want to get paid. see where this is going? i want to open a registrary where people will be paid a small fee to go on the database, now if it is found that they are a match then the patient will sign an agreement stating that they agree to sign over 5% of their earning for the rest of their lives to my company (payments begin as soon as they go into remission), this includes ALL earnings, including benefits or pension until the day they die. 2% goes to the donors and 3% goes to me. if the cancer returns the patient will not be charged for a second donation and the donor would be contractually obliged to donate again (their "reward" would go from 2% to 3% though). just 5% to live is **** all and very manageable, most of the people ive put this too seem a bit outraged but what they (and the Dragons) need to remember is that in the end more lives will be saved and all for only 5%
Was going to go on the show with a pair of boxers for men, white at the front, brown at the back. No more cum stain/ skid mark worries. You could put them in the laundry basket with confidence. Doubt the ****s would go for it though.
A favourite from the Viz Winnotgone! No more winnots or dangleberries! It was a racer bike on bricks with the back wheel covered in wire brush ! You cylce and clean your arse!
