Seeing as he was honoured to have a thread in his name on the QPR board I thought I would reciprocate the honour on here too. Here are some facts about the great man himself, most of the following you are probably unaware of. Phil was born in 1823, location unknown but believed to somewhere in darkest Resolven. He left school with no qualifications but only because he had to leave at 14 to go and work down the mines. Unfortunately that only lasted 3 weeks because he was so ugly he frightened the pit ponies. He then decided to do missionary work in Africa spreading the gospel of Swansea City for over 50 years there. It's not all he shared because rumour has it that he built up a cult following and the end product that he had more kids than Dr Bernardo's. In fact if it wasn't for Phil and the population explosion he caused there would be no famine and starvation in Africa and Live Aid wouldn't have taken place. He then returned to the UK and took up refereeing. His greatest moment came when Phil was the ref for the 1925 FA cup final which was won by Sheffield United (I bet you all look up who the runners up were) His various jobs since then include human cannonball and he was also the bloke holding the video camera that filmed Neil Armstrong walking on the moon. It is a closely guarded secret that Armstrong wasn't the 1st man on the moon it was in fact our very own Phil. During the 70's he was responsible for the popularity in Punk Rock and was the manager of Sid Vicious. This explains the terrible dress sense that Phil has to this day. His blue baseball hat is truly the worst hat I have ever seen. During the 80's and 90's he was content with selling pasties in the Vetch. He was the brains behind the concept of warm bag cold pastie that we all had to endure, that's when we all weren't too pissed to eat them. Which brings us to present day. At the moment Phil is a physical wreck. On match days he is so worn out that you can see him regularly on his laptop getting ready to stream the game off a dodgy website. No it's not because he's a tight bastard it's because he hasn't lost his mojo but at 190 years old he finds it hard to pull the birds so he has to pull his plonker instead. So there you have it, The Life of Phil (according to Dilli). If any of you historians out there know of any facts I've missed out please contribute to this thread. All posters welcome regardless of your team, just try and keep it clean and please remember I didn't include the sex scandal with the donkey for a reason. Disclaimer, this is a joke and if you don't have a sense of humour please feel free to ignore. No animals were injured in the making of this thread.
And good to see the animals are OK .... Do they need to be worried now you've finished making the thread
I must highlight some facts and some inaccuracies in this summary of Phils career. "he was so ugly he frightened the pit ponies" - That is a FACT "He was the manager of Sid Vicious" - INCORRECT. He was Sid Vicious "During the 80's and 90's he was content with selling pasties in the Vetch" - INCORRECT. He ate all the pasties at the Vetch.
Swim, everyone should be worried now I've finished the thread I wonder what threats I get from Phil when he sees this So who did Sheffield United beat then ? Don't say you haven't looked it up either
That's so long ago they don't keep records nor does it count as football as we know it Jeez, any club needing to go that far back for some glory days must be poor. Surely any sensible person would only consider the last 50 years as long enough too look back!
Bloody Hell Dilli, when I saw this, I thought the QPR buggers where at it again!........... You have a vivid imagination mate, glad you didn't include any of my crusades into the holy land of QPR!......... please log in to view this image
I'll give you all a clue seeing as you're all too lazy to look it up. 1. They play in red 2. Known for Hoofball 3. Their stadium is made from Lego 4. None of their players would make our team When reffing the game they won the toss of the coin but Phil still awarded it to Sheff Utd anyway
Phil, I'm leaving the crusades but for you to fill in. How about telling everyone about your stint working at the Coed and the nutters in your care
Lol....... DPJ ....... [video=youtube;gXN1yxax448]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXN1yxax448&feature=youtube_gdata_player[/video]
Swim, you should know mun Malaysian, in debt and not in our league. When you say U21 if you mean average IQ of this teams fanbase then you are correct Have to say I thought Phil would have told us all about it. Did you know that he reffed the game wearing a Sheff Utd rosette ?
