Are we restricting ourselves to Watford ones? If not: Tony Adams as fried liver Ryan Giggs as mutton Michael Owen as World War II rations: best before 1999.
...dressed as lamb? Wayne Rooney as pork pie Tony Currie as........ himself All L*t*n players as tripe.
Not food then bands... Electric Dwight Orchestra Rio Speedwagon Robert Page against the machine Prince (!)
Martin Taylor strikes me as though he could be a big piece of gristle, though I haven't seen him play so I could be doing him a disservice. Going back a bit, Les Taylor was surely one of the petit fours.