We all know that Glasgow is a much worse place to live than Belfast, but here is cast iron proof: http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/glasgow-beautician-who-left-woman-3341422 Typical Scottish **** (probably a smack head) please log in to view this image Typical sexy Irish girl (at least there's no Heroin) please log in to view this image Ah wid, on both counts, obviously.
Top one looks like the bastard love child of michael jackson and miss piggy ( so thats a no obviously ) Bottom one ; need you ask. Isnt a " wid ye " supposed to be tricky ? Dont call me scarface.
Interesting that the Daily Record manages to get the victim's name wrong, should be Natasha Quinn, not Aisling* (the name of Niall Quinn's "model" daughter). Anyway, damage not too bad: please log in to view this image Double yes from me. *Aisling Quinn, a mono-browed probably: please log in to view this image
You've failed to factor in the Belfast accent. Does the lack of a heroin habit compensate for that? I'm not so sure.
Ms Quinn is particularly lovely. And the gash in her forehead provides an extra hole to ****, if anything.
Miss McNairn is a yes but Miss Quinn's lack of traditional christian values such as mercy and forgiveness towards her repentant assailant make her a no for me.
I can honestly say, hand on heart and without a word of a lie only if I was higher than the space shuttle or drunker than ... well, Gambol I suppose.
As a bonus question, would you rather spend the night with the Glaswegian bint or Foxy Knoxy? While Knoxy's more attractive, you've got less chance of surviving the encounter. Difficult one.