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  1. KazakhToon

    KazakhToon Well-Known Member

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    KazakhToon, Nov 14, 2017
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  2. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    It was a softer punch as it was in the water too.
     
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  3. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    <laugh>
     
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    Are you suggesting sharks are the horses of the sea!?
    You do know you will forever look like this in my head now article-0-194A5EDF000005DC-293_634x395.jpg
     
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  5. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    <laugh><applause>

    And as for this: "The shark left scratches and a small puncture wound on Dr Fry's arm."

    SCRATCHES?
    And a SMALL PUNCTURE?

    That's not a shark. <laugh>
     
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  6. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    I did think this myself. I've had worse from a one night stand.
     
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  7. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    So you **** sea creatures?

    Or just whales...
     
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    I once caught a mermaid fishing up at St Abbs Head, couldn't find a fanny so threw her back in.
     
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    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    No. I've just had a few scratchers and biters in my time.

    I have been told that whales try harder to impress as they don't know when they'll get rode again.
     
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