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Off Topic Doping In Sport

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by TheJudeanPeoplesFront, Jul 29, 2018.

  1. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    Wasps forward Ashley Johnson has convinced a panel that he accidentally took an illegal substance because he took his wife's fat burner instead of his own supplement... What a silly sausage!

    What I wanted to know... is how many of you have wives/girlfriends (sorry to those with husbands/boyfriends/transfriends) that are taking fat burner supplements? Seems an unusual thing for a normal person to be taking, but a lot of athletes seem to forget to put their wife's super athletic inducing pills on one side of the cabinet, and the totally normal and acceptable herbal crap that does nowt on the other side... and worse still, obviously the drugs companies must make pills look the same and put them in the same box!

    Also... how many of you think you've been ready to do something amazing in the gym after a steak? "Contaminated meat" seems rife amongst the athlete population, maybe it's out of control across the world??

    Do you buy any excuse for taking these drugs?

    What percentage of the football population do you reckon are cheating? We always seem to say that as a game of skill it would have no impact, but it's becoming more a game of athletic ability every season...
     
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    My missus is addicted to fat burning suppliments, I thing it's a crackling way to lose weight.
     
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    If it ain’t drugs, it’s abusing ffp mate.
    I suspected Sels was on performance destroying drugs.
    I also reckon Colback was initially.
     
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    My Mrs has bottles of chinese medicines that are supposed to help you lose weight. They are not the appetite suppresant types so I assume they act as fat burners.

    The other thing she likes to do is buy all the gear for the gym (clothes, shoes, exercise balls, weights etc) but never use them.
     
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    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    My missus doesn't take any of that ****e but the she doesn't need to. However I know plenty of lasses who buy into the theory that these little pills will sort out their fat arse. The whole industry is a con. Yeah these things can help support your goals, but its the same with cutting supplements when doing weights. They work to a certain extent if used alongside a proper diet and exercise but unless you are looking for an edge to get down to 8% body fat or something, they're completely unnecessary.

    People are just lazy and undisciplined. Nothing wrong with that, live your life however. At least be man/woman enough to accept the consequences though and not look to some little pill to bail you out. Its the same craic with these stupid diets. All you need to know is high protein, low carbs, create a calorie deficit, you lose fat. Do some tabata type training and hey ****ing presto, you're less of a fat ****er. Its not even complicated.

    I could see athletes being that sloppy to store things in the same place. I can't see how you misread the ****ing label on the bottle. Give over <laugh>

    Contaminated meat? Yeah it probably can be. Again though its seems awfully convenient.

    Regardless it should be zero tolerance unless the athlete can categorically prove otherwise. Doubt shouldn't be enough. That may seem unfair on a genuine few, but athletes should be making the required sacrifice to be responsible for what they intake. They've got a sweet life anyway!
     
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    The best tip I can give her to lose lots of useless flab is to file for a divorce :angel:
     
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    This is correct. Your lass has a top body and is very toned. Her pelvic floor muscles are particularly toned.

    #gripper
     
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