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Don't you just loath Jurno types?

Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Noblelox, Jun 30, 2011.

  1. Noblelox

    Noblelox Well-Known Member

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    It's a killer, there is no footy to watch, and so we have a look at the web for news on who we might be buying, but it always leaves me cursing all the rubbish I am reading. It's like I've found a new way to inflict pain on myself. Waste half an hour of my life reading the bollox on NewsNow.. well to be fair none of the bollox is on NewsNow, they just link to all the bollox ;-)

    I'll give you a few examples of the types of things that stick in my craw (whatever my craw is):

    Today's craw sticking term is that Liverpool "lost out" on Connor Wickham...'scuse me? Did Liverpool put a bid in? Did they even ask Ipswich about him? So in the absence of any formal offer, how the friggin hell did we miss out??

    Liverpool and {other club} to battle it out for the signing of... That'll be sweet, transfers are resolved in Thunderdome eh? I'd pay serious money to see Kenny in a metal cage with Fergie, even if we really didn't want the player anyway. Go on Kenny rip his pickled nose off!!!!

    Liverpool on high alert after player tells current manager, his missus is crap in the sack. Jurnos just don't get the Liverpool ethos, we don't take gobshite players who have as good as gotten themselves sacked, well excluding Bellamy, but the less said... Listen hacks we don't want a squad called the dirty dozen, we are not Leeds. If a player has been such a tool as to make himself surplus to requirements at his current club, don't start pinning that **** on us, pin it on Spurs, Harry likes a good basket case.

    Player issues a come get me plea.. The plea in itself doesn't bother me, it's how every ****tard on Caught offside then does a post, showing their team line up with this player in, all because he (allegedly) want to play for us. It took the feckless wonders over a year to accept that WE DIDN'T WANT TURAN!!!!! Every last article... Liverpool are to buy such a player, and half a dozen window lickers start tying out a squad list that basically consists of the current team plus this player and sodding Arda ****ing Turan!!!!!!

    Anything written by givemefootball.com, who'd have thought any website could make up worse ****e than caught offside? Well they did it, with aplomb!

    Rant over...for now:emoticon-0116-evilg
     
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  2. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    so where do you see turan fitting in ?
     
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  3. Chris.

    Chris. #bringbackchris

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    I take it you're not a big fan of Arda Turan then? ;)
     
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  4. Ze

    Ze Well-Known Member

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    I think you're right Noblelox, Arda Turan would be a welcome addition to the squad and would win us the league like you say. I'm not so sure about the "Turan could take over the world with a clap of his hands," but hey if you have that much confidence in him then brilliant!
     
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  5. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    my line up would be Doni,Clichy,O'Shea,Aurelio,Turan,Gerrard,Lucas,Young,Carroll,Suarez. SUBS:Wickham,Diego,Downing,Reina,Aqualani,Marveaux


    Edit i know theres only 10 players in the starting line up but Dann was sent off <ok>
     
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