Man, 70, has 10cm steel kitchen fork removed from inside his PENIS after sexual adventure goes wrong. please log in to view this image
Ouch, that's dedication to your sexual proclivities though. He deserves some applause for sheer perseverance in getting the fork down there.
I can prove my whereabouts. The only fly in the oinment is that Tina asked me on Saturday morning why I was up so early. I gave her a line about having a lot of work to do. She'll have to be silenced.