Donkey vs Elephant?

Which is better?

Donkey's have more personalities, big cocks and lovely teeth, plus Jesus's family had one.

Elephants never forget, are grey (dull) with big ears and are ****e scared of mice.

 

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I like Donkey in Shrek...

 

Hannibal certainly didn't use donkeys to invade Rome

 

I've never seen a nubile young lady fellate an elephant at a Tunisian stage show.

 

Why do elephants have four feet? Because six inches would look stupid.

 

I'd have thought Donkeys would have been essential in crossing the Carpathians

 

Elephants can't jump because they don't have any knees. True fact.

 

Maybe but the Carpathians are in Eastern Europe

 

Haha, I'm not sure if you are joking or not, but just in case you aren't, yes, elephants can't jump, but they are the only animal to HAVE 4 knees.

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Wisny joking. I thought it was because they don't have any knees. The only have what we would consider to be elbows. Pretty sure that's what QI told me - my memory ain't what it used to be though.

 

Trust me mate, I am right and you are wrong, as per the blah blah blah! On that note, I'm offski out for a few jars of stella.

 

Well, that's me convinced.

 

**** you with your sarcasm, now I have to look for proof. ****

 

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"Elephants have 4 knees" There you go, convinced now?

 

Yes. Yes I am.

 

Haha, ****er! Catch you later.

 

Donkeys have soft noeses, just like a woman's......