Much to the delight, I'm sure, of many on these boards: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...njuries-chemicals-inside-used-explosives.html I've got about four of these for my old-person tendonitis. I noticed Ronaldo used them in the WC too... They'll be banning matches next. When I was a kid I used to nick my mum's matches, scrape the heads off and then make phosphorous bombs in ants nests. Perhaps it's karma for the formicidae that I'll soon be being water-boarded in an orange jump suit. You've wished this on me, Sis.
I stayed near Guantanamo bay, nice scenery tbf, I imagine the torture takes the shine off it like......
I did accidentally touch my knobend whilst peeing after I'd rubbed my legs with Deep Heat before going for a run. never again. #tearstomyfuckingeyes
