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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by thefanwithnoname, Nov 18, 2011.

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  1. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    Why dont we eat them? why does it have to be 'dolphin friendly' tuna?
    We dont eat them or keep them as pets

    We eat Daisy, Porky, Bugs, even Bambi. Why won't we eat Flipper?
     
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    thefanwithnoname, Nov 18, 2011
  2. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    The Raging Oxter, Nov 18, 2011
  3. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    Speak for yourself. I'm tucking into a lovely plate of dolphin and chips as we speak :)
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Nov 18, 2011
  4. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    I had a brilliant dolphin and mayo sandwich just yesterday <ok>
     
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    ManDingo 20"/20", Nov 18, 2011
  5. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    what???
     
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    thefanwithnoname, Nov 18, 2011
  6. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

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    And I'm eating dolphinoise potatoes <ok>
     
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    Erik, Nov 18, 2011
  7. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    Just strange, IMO anyway

    especially the whole dolphin friendly tuna bit

    why is one more special than the other?
     
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    thefanwithnoname, Nov 18, 2011
  8. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    Are you thick or something? rhetorical question (if you know what that means thicko)
     
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    ManDingo 20"/20", Nov 18, 2011
  9. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    Fans profile picture on Islamicdating.com

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    SUPERNORWICH 23, Nov 18, 2011
  10. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    I take it you are all stumped too?
     
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    thefanwithnoname, Nov 18, 2011

  11. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    No my penis is a decent size.
     
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    ManDingo 20"/20", Nov 18, 2011
  12. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    Isnt that the product of ****ing your mum-sister
    to create a wife-sister for yourself and a mistress-daughter for your dad-brother-uncle?
     
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    thefanwithnoname, Nov 18, 2011
  13. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    so it seems

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    thefanwithnoname, Nov 18, 2011
  14. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    My penis actually looks more like a penis though, that looks like it caves in at the top then blossoms again afterwards - that my friend is one ****ed up shape for a penis.
     
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    ManDingo 20"/20", Nov 18, 2011
  15. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I agree. Why should we only eat the tuna that are pals with dolphins? Are we trying to make them all fall out with each other?

    Dolphin: "Hiya mate, how ye doin?"
    Tuna: "**** off. I canny be seen talkin to you or I'll end up in a tin."

    Bizarre.
     
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    Gambol, Nov 18, 2011
  16. gas

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    I could happily beleive that conversation happening between our ocean dwelling friends but the Scottish accent gives me doubts that it actually took place.

    <whistle>

    Those bottle nosed squeaking ****s deserve to be eaten.
     
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    gas, Nov 18, 2011
  17. Jean Bedel Bokassa

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    I currently eating honey glazed african child's liver with the side order of a jews ear.
     
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    Jean Bedel Bokassa, Nov 18, 2011
  18. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    Did TFWNN cook you that?
     
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    ManDingo 20"/20", Nov 18, 2011
  19. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Every day thefannywithadamagedbrain proves his stupidity has no bounds.

    Go away <ok>
     
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    Toby, Nov 18, 2011
  20. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    did your 6 years doing your degree not enlighten you?
     
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    thefanwithnoname, Nov 18, 2011
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