It was about 4 years ago this new lassie started in work and i was to show her the ropes well everything was going well she was getting the hang of it but i wasnt feeling great i hadnt done a ****e for about 6 days and i had a lamb madras the night before and was getting serious stomach cramps to the point i was nearly in tears i also hadnt done a fart for about 2 days so as you can guess a fart was immenent well the girl went to attend a customer then the moment came i felt a fart coming on and it was going to be a bastard. I was biding my time to let rip so i did as i thought the girl was still attending to the customer but oh no she was right behind me when i let rip of the loudest, longest and smelliest fart ive done in living memory it must of lasted about 5 seconds and it smelt like a combination of dug meat, rotting flesh and rotten cabbage and it was so bad it gave me the boke but even worse it made the new girl puke right next to me you should have seen the look she gave me ive never seen a look of discust like it. I said im sorry these things happen but she just walked away and mutterd "manky bastard im going home"! She never came back and i had to tell my boss the truth! When i told her she found it quite funny and said that she didnt like her anyway as she had bigger tits that her Ah the memories
The best story happened when i just started working there and a new girl was sitting facing the other way when another guy who worked with me said that new lassie would get it haha you should have seen the looks on both their faces! He did pump her 2 weeks later in the public toilets after work one night and legend has it she also let him take her up at arse a week later at the same classy venue! Lucky basturt!
