Bit of a rant coming on....unusual for me! I am interested to know if anyone can offer any helpful advice at the same time please? I am in the middle of renovating a house, a repossession where it is safe to say the previous owner's cleanliness and many other things leave a lot to be desired. Whilst turning over the shocking garden to try and make it look something, I came across an item that I couldn't identify. It was large in size and turned out to be a dogs basket semi projecting from the soil. Poor unsuspecting me, I dug he whole thing out before I realised there was the remains of a Doberman, caked inside. By now, the stench eminating from this object suddenly became overpowering and made a couple of us feel quite ill. The smell filled the road for hours. I am now left with dog remains on the patio, like a solid block but with bones falling off it, in fact can't really go anywhere near it. The police called as I thought the smell a bit sinister, and whilst they are convinced it is animal, they took some bones off for analysis. The various authorities environmental, health and safety etc., do not want to know anything about helping me get rid of the poor mutts remains as the house is private and not council...what the Fug is that all about? The three police in attendance offered no help other than to tell me the onus is on me to dispose of it somehow...goodbye they said as they closed the door firmly! The lesson to be learned here is that when the ratepayer needs a little help in a difficult situation through no fault of their own....nothing is available! As an animal lover, I do not want to dump it like some would and the cheapest pet cremetorium want seventy pounds to collect it! Any ideas anyone?
Try the Groovy Gang. They usually welcome pets who won't answer back. Failing that, give Laudrup a ring, he's looking to liven up his midfield.
Tried that with Lady Swans mam SBFF but she just keeps coming back!!!!.........................................................;O)
Yup...reburial sounds like the best option. Presumably, the purchase meant the liabilities all belong to you. I assume local authorities pick up from council houses since they are the owners.
Yeah, but this country is health and safety mad, but when common sense needs to prevail, they are as blunt as a Swamsea City attacking force!
Couldnt help but smile Masky, sorry! Best advice was put it back, however you can also..... Give Kim Bo a shout but if it is very well fermented and rotten, try Gunnarson ....those Icelandics like everything fermented and stinky Failing that try Caroline Street at Saturday 3am. Those pissheads will eat/try pulling anything. or (really nasty this)... Find a drunken beggar tied to his mutt, swap them while he sleeps, hide and film the rest for a Youtube viral wonder and megabucks! Just dont forget, a dogs not just for Christmas
Try dressing the poor thing up in Mataland gear and stand it on a corner in Wynd St on a w/end night ,the jacks will be fighting over it by 12 .....................................;O)
All joking aside, apparently a household pet remains have to be treated as per Euro regulations as per farmstock happy reading, this may help https://www.gov.uk/dealing-with-animal-by-products#alternative-methods-for-use-or-disposal-of-abps a possible option available is a maggot farm (I think there is one linked to Bridgend Hospital)
I`d just put it in the neighbours bin.......you must be good at putting on a shocked face mind when they mention it 2 you the next time they see you....... [video=youtube;dXyzySHX4h8]https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=dXyzySHX4h8[/video]
Aber! You do realise why the cat looks so shocked? Check this one [video=youtube;Lu_ac605s_E]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lu_ac605s_E[/video]
Masky....got to say thank you very much for the thread. I nearly p*ssed myself reading some of these replies!!!!
