Is there one or not? Some dog owners seem to think there is apparently as they pick up their pet's mess in a bag... then hang said bag on a random tree as it some ethereal being mooches round on a night collecting it up. Why the hell do they do this... it's easier to just do nothing than to go to this much trouble to hang up some dog turds like Christmas baubles?
Let's try to work out why ****ing ****wits drop litter first before trying to work out the twattery of dog owners. I mean, littering. What the actual ****? Someone's in a car - often a pretty ****ty car - and thinks, consciously and deliberately; "you know what? I've just eaten this bag of crisps so the best thing I can possibly do now for humankind, the environment and myself is wind my window down and throw it out. Funny. Then anyone who sees it thinks I'm a twat, with the added bonus being I actually AM a complete twat, so win-win."
I used to rep for years. I'm embarrassed about it now, but the time I knew it was time to clean out my car was when the ginsters wrappers used to shoot forward from the back whenever I braked. Behind both front seats was just a mass of empty crisp, pasties and sandwich wrappers. Used to fill a black bin bag when I did empty the car. Never knowingly through litter outside the car, though did have a littering moment while driving down the M6 once, window open as I had a ***, and the rubbish got caught by the wind and started flying everywhere - including out the window!
I was with a mate in London once who is proper camp. These real rude boys pulled up at some red traffic lights. Wound down their blacked out windows, smoke and grime music billowing out of the cabin they chucked a full big bag of Mcdonalds rubbish out onto the street. So over walks my friend picks up this bag and fully launched it all back into the car covering them in leftover lettuce and drinks saying 'I think you dropped something boys'. I was thinking god we are going to get shot. Luckily surrounded by traffic, lights turning green and in a state of shock at the bottle of this guy they couldn't do much which gave us time to peg it!
