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Dog fed LSD by nude couple

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  1. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    Dog fed LSD by nude couple survives car crash
    While arresting a naked couple spotted running nude on the side of the road, Georgia police were startled when the couple revealed they had given LSD to "Oscar." It turns out Oscar is a Dachshund hit by a car. Thankfully, he survived.
    The couple in question is now facing drug charges, having fled the scene of their roadside exposure and answered the police at the door of their home completely naked. Click2Houston reports that animal cruelty charges may be in the cards.

    When the two 25-year-old suspects said they'd not only taken LSD themselves, but also gave some to "Oscar," the police didn't know he was a dog. When they did figure out that there was a Dachshund on LSD somewhere in town, they started a search, but did not find him before he was hit by a car.

    The police have taken Oscar to a local veterinarian where we're hopeful he will make a full recovery. We also hope the walls stop looking like they're melting around him soon.
     
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  2. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    The dog we had ate a lump of hash resin. Funniest thing I ever saw. He was walking around doing big moon steps and bumping into the furniture before finally standing stock still and staring at us for about half an hour. <laugh>
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    <laugh> <laugh> <laugh>
     
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  5. Chris-Gashead

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    where the **** have you been?! <grr>
     
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  6. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    :emoticon-0178-rock:
     
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    On a trip <whistle>

    <cool>
     
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  8. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    aaaaaaaacccccccccciiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiidddddddddddddddd
     
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    It`s given me some food for thought this thread. I`m thinking of conductiing experiments with pet dogs and recreational drugs.

    A pit bull would lick you to death if it was on E`s

    A dopey boring fat St Bernard given a couple of g`s of speed would liven the **** up

    A gun dog fed a hash cake would run after the shot pheasant and come back with a flower between it teeth.

    A timid toy lap dog would get more confidence walking round the park after a few lines of coke.

    My labradore`s gonna get mashed tonight <cool>
     
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  10. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    I didn't get what you shaggin your labrador tonight has to do with the experiment though.
     
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    <laugh>

    Mushrooms <cool>
     
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    How inconsiderate. We have been battling the ****heads for bragging rights for ages seeing as they were bottom and we were...well...just as **** but still...at least not bottom, and some utter **** ****s off on a 'trip' for ages! <grr> You better go and **** Wiz up the ass to make up for it, and to be accepted back into the gang <cool>
     
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