Does your pint smell fishy?

http://metro.co.uk/2016/03/30/you-can-now-buy-beer-created-with-the-essence-of-vaginas-5784199/

You'd have to be a right cnut to drink this stuff. Although looking at the bird they got the "essence" from I'd certainly help with getting the yeast out of her.

 

****.

I bet you drink Fosters

 

It won't count as losing your virginity, sorry tobes

 

I'm an even bigger poove than that, I don't drink booze at all.

 

Says Mindy

 

Recovering?

Can be the only excuse though even then it's a flimsy one.

 

I have willpower. Also you need to keep your wits about you when you are on the perv all the time.

 

Recovering then.

 

Time to crack open a bottle.

 

Muslim or Alcy? Or both?

 

Get out. Don't come back.

 

Neither. Started off as a resolution of sorts then became more of a "prove it to yourself" kind of thing, followed by a moral high ground arrogance which has mellowed into a Karma type vibe. Never even fancied a bevvy since I quit. Not really recovering as I wasn't a total pissy-pants to start with, just got bored of it. I still buy rounds, I'm not a skinflint.

 

You're just a raging ****

 

You buy rounds of alcohol while getting yourself a coke?

A ****ing stupid ****.

 

Excuse me, generous stupid **** if you please! With the cost of soft drinks I might as well be on the pish, it's a scandal.

 

This is true.

 

So you were an apprentice alcy, but you never actually served your time?

 

Didn't even get through my probation, opted for a career in perving instead. Better hours, more benefits and I've even got a retirement plan all sorted out.

 

So that's where Maddie is, stored away for your retirement plan.