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Doctor Who's New Assistant

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Bib Fortuna's Maw, Mar 21, 2012.

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  1. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Jenna-Louise Coleman.

    She did a lesbo scene on Emmerdale or some ****, apparently.

    Ding ****ing dong.

    I wonder if she's bigger on the inside than she is on the outside.
     
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    Bib Fortuna's Maw, Mar 21, 2012
  2. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Badoiiiiiiiiiing!

    Imagine her and Karen Gillan together.
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Mar 21, 2012
  3. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    do you ****wits watch Dr Who? <doh>
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Mar 21, 2012
  4. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    <laugh> Doctor Who?

    A time LORD
     
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    thefanwithnoname, Mar 21, 2012
  5. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    It's the only thing that me, the missus and the weans all watch together.

    I've developed a strong taste for the nanny involved.

    Martha Jones was ****ing dynamite <ok>

    ...and then the Gillan <ooft>


    Stereo's mentioned Gillan and this wee new thing getting all soapy together and I'm off for a ****.
     
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    Bib Fortuna's Maw, Mar 21, 2012
  6. Tina_old

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    She was the vicar's niece in Emmerdale. Lezzed it up with Debbie Dingle for a while, before she went to jail for murder :cheesy:

    Just Googled it there <whistle>
     
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    Tina_old, Mar 21, 2012
  7. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Bib's excuse checks out. what's gapists's?
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Mar 21, 2012
  8. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Karen Gillan. Ginger.

    Not sure if I'll watch it now she's leaving as the new Doctor is a ****.

    Bring back David Tennant!
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Mar 21, 2012
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    giant ***** nerd virgin?
     
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    Kim Jong Il, Mar 21, 2012
  10. GroveRanger

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    Do you think she'd mind if you whistled the Dr Who theme tune as you smashed her back doors in?

    oooooooweeeeeeoooooooooowwwwweeeeeeeeeoooooooooooooooo-ooooofffttt!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    GroveRanger, Mar 21, 2012

  11. RAVENBLACK

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    Tenant was ****.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Mar 21, 2012
  12. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    No as good as William Hartnell eh old yin?
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Mar 21, 2012
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    Tom Baker was the ultimate Dr Who.

    FACT.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Mar 21, 2012
  14. Tina_old

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    That's the last time I watched it, ER. I liked him too.
     
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    Tina_old, Mar 21, 2012
  15. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    I would create extra arseholes for this yin

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    I would absolutely annihalate that lassie's chuffpiece <ok>
     
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  16. RAVENBLACK

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    So any chance of a shag then?

    I'll let you play with my sonic screwdriver.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Mar 21, 2012
  17. Tina_old

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    she looks like Cheetah :cheesy:
     
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    Tina_old, Mar 21, 2012
  18. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    From someone who worships 'God' <laugh>

    You set that one up Fan.
     
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    Ciaran, Mar 21, 2012
  19. Tina_old

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    Yay!!! PM me xx
     
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    Tina_old, Mar 21, 2012
  20. The Raging Oxter

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    Fuck's sake <laugh>
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Mar 21, 2012
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