Doctor Devo's Surgery is now open Please state what ever is ailing you and Dr Devo will prescribe the appropriate action. (disclaimer - I'm not a real doctor and any advice given should be taken with a pinch of salt - 3 times a day after meals)
This is a common problem with a lot of red blooded males. I recommend a drop of bromide in your tea and lots of cold showers.
Cut along to your nearest sweet shop. I don't know how much they are these days, but when I was little they were the staple "penny chew" in shops up and down the country please log in to view this image
It was these in my day. I still can't believe this was how things were when I was a kid. please log in to view this image
Dear Doctor Devo - I used to think I was a pair of curtains, and my own GP merely told me to "pull myself together". Was he being flippant, or in your expert opinion, would this solve the problem ? Yours worryingly, Cyril Blake Inspector Luxton & District Bus Company
In this high pressure day and age we live in it's not so easy to 'pull yourself together' as it used to be. I therefore advise surgery to install a zip along your front to make it easier to do so. It's a simple procedure - here's one I done earlier. please log in to view this image
Dr Devo....HELP ME!....I have this obsessive complusive urge to visit the Portsmouth Not606 board and post on the patented "Stewie's original: Keep a word, Drop a Word" thread.....I've tried avoiding it by going out, but inevitably I will find myself in a library logging in again....What can I do?, I just want my life back.
These threads can be very addictive, so I recommend that you wean yourself off "Stewie's original: Keep a word, Drop a Word" thread by visiting the copy one on the Peterborough board. Oh, and "HELP ME" HELP ADMINISTERED
The surgery is now closed for the evening, but if any of you are having any illneses or dodgy symtoms, please leave a message after the tone* and I'll get back to you tomorrow. ... ... ... * post a comment
Closed? For the night? As bad as A&E Maybe we should ring 111 - might get a response from the Posh board
Doc - I miss SB3 and his continual windups - the lacerations on my back have healed but now I want more - is this cureable!!
My diagnosis is that, although you heard correctly, you've misinterpreted its meaning. I think he actually said BEAR SWAGGER. Did he look like this? please log in to view this image If he didn't - take two asprin.
These kinds of lacerations can be quite painful, but can equally be misdiagnosed by the lay person. For example, I had a Mr Atkins in a few months ago complaining of the same thing and it turned out to be a knife wound in his back. The wind-ups will probably return in August, but if the lacerations return then try some ice-cream - preferably Mr Whippy.
