Do you like a good spanking?

I do.

 

I like wwe

 

I got a stripper to slap my face on sunday. She ****ing went to town the daft cow, it was a belter. Or maybe I never asked for it, can't remember. They bloody saw me coming anyway. ****ing spent about 200 quid

 

Bevvy and hardon. Nuthin empties yer wallet quicker.

 

feart to check my balance

 

just checked it online, spent £350 on sunday night. went to London last week for the weekend and spent less. **** sake

 

Nothing better than when you're being done doggy style and being slapped on the arse while he shouts, 'Hooz yer daddy'.

 

As long as im the one doing the spanking...im all for it.

 

Ye coulda had a pretty good hoor for that price. So am told.

 

I'm just a tit with money. always have been. got a stag do in amsterdam in 2 weeks. should have stayed in till then like a normal person.

 

Yeah, i heard that

 

Where is this place trev?

 

what the strippers? down a lane near the tunnel. diamond dolls i think

 

Amsterdam is the only time/place I've done hookers. Seemed like the thing to do at the time. Rude not to.

 

Whit's the one across from The Horshoe Bar? Been in that one. Dunno if it's even still there.

 

platinum lace used to be called truffles

 

I've done better

 

Is that the place where the burds all
look like they went 5 rounds with mike tyson?

At least you got to blow yer load

 

truffles
platinum lace
diamond dolls



Great names