Do you have a problem?

Hello football fans. Please allow me to introduce myself.
Before I say anymore, could one of the moderators on this forum make this permanent please, to enable me to find this subject quickly, and therefore be more available to help anyone who asks for help. Thank you. Now a short piece of information about me.

My name is Bob Sherunkle, and I deal in problems.
There has been many items and programmes produced and written about how stressful the life of a football supporter can be.
I am here to offer my services and guidance to you all, free of charge I hasten to add.
If there is something about your team, or indeed anything else football related, please feel free to post and I will endeavour to help you with my advice.

 

I'm quite content with myself, and my team, thank you!

 

No, piss off....

 

I have a problem Bob , I sometimes visit a board where there are some intolerant views to stupid articles.

 

I have a problem, theres this newbie by the name of bob sherunkle who's got nothing to do with my beloved watford who's posting tat on our board. Can you ensure he never posts here again and I'll be very grateful. Go forth and don't multiply you twat.

 

I am re-opening the thread. I have spoken to the creator and its nothing sinister. Myself, Hornette (and Norway in a previous capacity) know the guy and he is ok.

Its simply a light hearted agony uncle thread, if you dont like it it can drop away, but others have used it and its all good.

 

Dear Mr Norwayhornet,

If that is the case, then may I humbly suggest you keep away from anything to do with QPR or Luton.


Yours apathetically

Bob

 

Dear Dan,

I believe it is normal for people to say that the cheque is in the post. Unfortunately, where I am at the moment doing my missionary work, this would be worthless to you. So, all I can offer is this handful of coloured beans. You may keep the change if there is any

Yours admiringly

Bob

 

If you could make your problem a little clearer, it would help me to give you advice my dear.

Yours patronisingly

Bob

 

I have a problem Bob.

One of our mods is going around re-opening rubbish threads.

 

Dear Bob,

How do i get people to like me??

 

I have a problem too - this is tat and is tantamount to advertising and has no place on this forum. When I was a Mod I WOULD have closed it. This is not what not606 is for and just because our currewnt Mods know and like him it does not mean it is a valid article.

 

Start by closing this thread again

 

Spot on Lenny...

 

Could we have a poll

1. Close the thread
2. Close the thread and never open it again
3. Close the thread and delete it
4. Close the thread and sticky it at the bottom

I think I've made my feelings on the issue known.

 

I have no idea who the person is who put this up, but if he is known or not it should have little bearing on if it should be allowed or not.

We have plenty of discussions on here that are non-football, but people do make a lot of good points about very diverse subjects. This thread does not fall into that category and has purely been put up for the pleasure of the author. All quite silly in my opinion and I hope that it is locked again.

 

Not sure how many boards this character has posted this on but he put it on ours as well as yours.

He must have nowt better to do.

 

aw, come on everyone, it's just a bit of fun...if you don't like it..don't post and it will work it's way down. I see some boards have taken it in the spirit in which it was meant and are having fun with it. If that's not for the Watford board, then let it scroll down