Off Topic Do you believe in Ghosts ?

Kinda off topic but Toon related fun nonetheless.

I kinda used to but now I'm not so sure. SBR must be turning in his grave at the current goings on within the walls and halls of SJP. I'm becoming ever more convinced that ghosts are a load of bollocks...surely if ghosts were real then SBR's ghost would be haunting the life out of that fat ****er ruining our club.

So if you were a ghost how would you go about haunting the fat one ?

I'd quite like to haunt his dreams and be able to send him subliminal messages like "Get out of our club you fat cockney ****er". I'd also like to be able to touch him (not like that ya fooking porvs) just to freak the **** out of him, and make **** fly across the room / boardroom table at him pretty basic ghost stuff really but would be hellishly funny to watch !

I'd be a ****ing mint ghost me like !

 

I found a dead baby ghost last night on my way back from the pub, then realised I'd dropped my hanky.

 

I would be the ghost of broken promises.

I'd basically promise he would have breakfast then starve the ****er... then promise him lunch..... etc... etc....... Fatty will soon feel our pain.

 

Great thread.

 

A visiting professor at Sunderland University is giving a seminar on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks: "How many people here believe in ghosts?" About 90 students raise their hands. "Well that’s a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you’ve ever seen a ghost?" About 40 students raise their hands. "That’s really good. I’m really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost? 15 students raise their hands. "That’s a great response. Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?" Three students raise their hands. "That’s fantastic. But let me ask you one question further.....Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?" One student in the back raises his hand. The professor is astonished. He takes off his glasses, takes a step back, and says, "Son, all the years I’ve been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have slept with a ghost. You’ve got to come up here and tell us about your experience." The Mackem student replies with a nod and a grin, and begins to make his way up to the podium. The professor says, "Well, tell us what it’s like to have sex with a ghost." The student replies, "Ghost? Damn..... From back there I thought you said ’goats’!"

 

What do you call a ghost's mother and father?

Transparents

 

Did you hear about the two gay ghosts?

They gave each other the willies!

 

You know Cronemeister I'm not sure I believe you. I think you would start with the right intentions and then think "**** Ashley, I'm going to the Playboy mansion"

 

Nice to see you lads and lasses are getting your spirits back up..

 

Well supporting Newcastle is soul destroying after all....

 

I can see right through your fake well wishing Whitey...

 

No need to be so spriteful..

 

I see Whitey is haunting this thread

 

On a serious note, I have had a couple of experiences that I can't for the life of me explain by normal science..And believe me, this is not like me..

 

pray tell...

 

I've called the ghostbusters into my local boozer as the beer is flipping headless.

 

I lived in a house that was about 130 years old for years and never saw a thing, then when my third child was born we moved to a new bigger house, and within weeks I saw two figures in the house, one being an old lady looking into my daughters cot, and then a few weeks later a much younger woman who looked like she was praying down by the side of our bed..Both looked dressed from a bygone age, and did not look frightening in the least..Never saw anything since then, which was around 12 years ago...
PS...No alcohol was involved either..

 

I think things like that are becoming more common.
My personal (uninformed) theory is that they are image echos from the past which somehow can travel trans dimensionally.
There's lots of sighting of Roman soldiers marching up the A68 with apparently their legs cut off at the knee. Someone then pointed out that the original Roman Road would have been a foot or so below the current road level so that they could well have been marching, like for like on the original road itself.
I find stuff like that really fascinating.
... although I think the likes of Acorah are a proper fraud...

 

Without a shadow of doubt...
Also, interesting theory that has also crossed my mind...Maybe one day science will find an answer..

 

Always dressed from a bygone age. You don't see any of them wearing shell suits!!!