Do lady cyclists shave pre-race?

Heard that Pendelton and Varnish shave all body hair prerace. Is this true?

 

Yes.

These women have done something you've never done. Shave their beards

 

As do male cyclists and male swimmers.

 

Apart fae Wiggins.

Wiggo has a bona fide feathercut on his pubes cos e's a propa mod geeza innit.

Got any bloos?

 

I dunno what bloos is

 

I think Toyah has some.

 

pills that mods took in the film Quadrophenia.

To be honest, I'm not sure if they were amphetamines (you'd think so) or some sort of barbs.

Barbs were popular back in the day before folk's legs fell off in the 80s.

 

Buggered if I understand any of the above.

 

This reminds me of the time I saw an advert in the Job Centre window in Glasgow looking for a "Female pubic hair trimmer, Men only need apply"

I went in and asked the guy for the details, he explained that the job entailed travelling around the world with female athletes and helping them trim or shave their body hair, all of it. Needless to say I was somewhat intrigued as to why they would specify a male, the Job Centre guy explained that the ladies were not keen on an potential lesbians doing the job so they would rather a man do it as at least they knew where they stood.

I asked about the pay "£150k a year and free hotel accomodation and travel" he said.

"Can You put me down for it?" I said, "i'm very interested".

"No problem" he replied "Can you be in London at 9am tomorrow?"

"Sure" says I, "is that where the interviews are?"

No he says "That's the end of the queue"