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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Well do they?

    So what strange questions have you always pondered and struggled to find an answer on?

    Is Trev ever going to get his wallet out?

    Could a fish ride a bicycle?

    What's the smelliest farting mammal?
     
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    I've always thought the concept of your brain being active for a few seconds after your are decapitated is an interesting one and I've always wondered if it's true. Ie could you still see, hear, make noises etc when you're just a head?
     
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    Is Trev ever going to get his wallet out -= Trick question, we all know it's impossible
    Could a fish ride a bicycle = chuck your bicycle in the river and if it comes out then the answer is yes
    What's the smelliest farting mammal = got to be an Elephant, but there is only one way to find out over to you Albert
     
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    Ive always wondered what goes on in an animals head.

    When a bear goes at someone, whats it thinking
     
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    FOOD
     
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    Dirty Makem Bastard ****ting in my woods ??
     
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    Really interesting thought.
     
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    Probs 'ooh look- here's my tea'
     
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    That would leave a bad taste in it's mouth though as they are so salty and bitter.
     
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    I'm not sure this is the right plaice for a question like that. It will make most of us flounder while the rest just carp on talking pollacks. I don't know if they smile, but I once saw a fish pouting. I think I saw another one bream from ear to ear.

    Brill question!
     
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    No, but they can skate!
     
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    You'll never know. You'll be hiding in the bogs when it happens!
     
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    Thud !
     
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    Watch it mate, I know where your tent is !!

    <grr>
     
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    The topic of parallel universes has always been an interesting topic
     
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    are you a believer that they exist?
     
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    Not in this Universe he doesn’t.
     
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