Djokovic vs Nadal - The real battle for

Djokovic uses this as his cock-pouch

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Nadal uses this as his spunk bucket

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I think we need more pictures before making what is a very difficult decision

 

Djokovic is a ****.

 

Can we just leave the personal attacks out, Toby. He schooled Nadal last night, the pant-picking rat had no answer to Nole's grace and movement, Nadal's default of moonballing under pressure was impotent against Djokovic.

 

I don't care about tennis, I was talking about his missus.

I'll stop the personal attacks right away

 

No, it looks like I was in the wrong, Toby.

 

This is nice guys.

 

This is what the internet should always be about, peace, tranquillity and a sense of being in solidarity with your fellow humans.

 

Curry Night? I know a great place in Dubai and everyone can crash at mine

 

The camera kept focusing in on some blonde. Don't know who she was but she was tidy as ****.

 

Was it not Molly from The Saturdays?

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Could be.

 

She doesn't have a penis, so she's no good to you.

 

Aye, but you do so what are you up to this weekend?

 

Given that Mrs. Nadal has clearly failed to address the issue of Rafa's grotty ringpiece, she must be one clatty bitch.

On that basis, I'm voting for Mrs. Djoko.